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Live: Watching Bureaucracy Being Born

It came to pass in the cold January of 2026 in Berlin that the power went out. A district of 48,000 inhabitants was cut off from the electricity grid for several days. According to a claim of responsibility, this was thanks to an attack by a left-wing extremist group – which, of course, only wanted to hit the power companies and by no means the citizens. As a minor side note, the Lord Mayor was caught playing tennis instead of attending the crisis task force. But hey, I digress.

Political response: Critical infrastructure in Germany must be protected better, IMMEDIATELY. Police, cameras and other suitable measures.

What happens next: A working group is convened to consider how this can be implemented in the long term. Initial outcome: questionnaires are to be sent to all »important« companies in Germany, asking them to explain how they protect themselves and how their infrastructure is to be safeguarded. 

Well then, please make some popcorn and watch to see whether my prediction of what follows comes true: 

  • The questionnaire will be five pages long.
  • The working group will become a commission.
  • This commission will then become an authority.
  • The group of people receiving the questionnaires will be expanded significantly. Failure to complete the questionnaire will be punishable by fines and, in the most serious cases, imprisonment for company directors.
  • The whole thing will be cast into law.
  • The questionnaire will grow to ten pages.
  • Next, a certification will be introduced: »Infrastructure-resilient enterprise«.
  • These certifications will be carried out by monopoly bodies within the German economy, i.e. TÜV (Technical Inspection Association) or the Chamber of Commerce and Industry (IHK).
  • This certification will become mandatory and will also be part of the scope of statutory audits.
  • Every company with ten or more employees will be required to appoint an Infrastructure Officer, who will have to attend regular training courses.
  • Funding for concrete measures will, of course, come from the special fund »National Defence«. 

Completely wild imagination:

  • Private households will be required to stockpile specific amounts of food and water. Those unable to afford this will receive a state subsidy (from the special fund).
  • This will be verified every two years, with inspectors granted extensive powers.
  • Companies will also be required to stockpile certain quantities of fuel, which will naturally involve the fire safety authorities.

In practical terms, nothing will change – but if something does happen, at least we'll know what we could have done. 😊

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